Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you where able to make a trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound. We let out a cheerful sound and sing that stupid song~ Happy birthday!Now your one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over!Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much, But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough. So lets drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year. Does it feel like your doing laps,eating food and taking naps? And hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer?Happy birthday! What have you done that matters?Happy birthday! Your starting to get fatter!Happy birthday! It's down hill from now on. Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone~ If your cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.But instead your time is set,this is the only life you get And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might. Happy birthday! You wish you had more money!Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny.Happy birthday! How much more can you take?But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake(If you have any) Happy birthday!Happy birthday!Happy birthday! Dear- Ralph,Bill,Graphten?Stanly.. umm..zipper,skipper the foot kangaroo,Dicky, um..Bob, starts with a g or something..